A snowman's chance in hell

The chance a snowman has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell.

An issue or person doesn't have a snowman's chance in hell of being accepted by a certain process, as consistently proven by past experience; there's no need to run that snowman through the entire process...again.

by frostySnowman March 19, 2013

Cure for cancer

Yuri Plisetsky’s smile

His smile is the cure for cancer

by I can’t tell you who I am duhh June 28, 2018

Cody chance

A huge douchebag. Tries a little too hard to seem like he is into girls, while all his friends (if you could call him that) know he is secretly into men, and prances around in his mothers thongs and or tu tu's by nightfall. Normally is seen with absolutely no women/vaginas within a 2 mile radius. Cody Chance normally comes along with a very hairy ass, and usually is refered to by the women who know him as a premature ejaculator ( these previous statements may or may not include his mother/father ) they may also be false, but most likely i wouldnt fuck with you on this. they are 100 percent accurate. Cody Chance enjoys being left home alone with all the pets running around the house. he has been known to attempt impregnanting several of his feline friends. This is one fucked up puppy.

Dude where did all the women go?? Cody Chance came by so they drowned themselves.

by Big Dick Nick Drady August 31, 2010

Cancer Bag

1. A bag full of cancer
2. One who is infested with cancer.
3. A living, walking tumor.

Oh god, dude, I stayed up doing my essay for like 5 hours last night. I know that cancer bag, Mr. Drattel is going to give me a 25 though.

by Angry Student550 December 9, 2008

Chance Carnes

The definition of this word is:
A guy that every girl thinks is hot because he is not a pervert like every body else like thurman, zizza, marshel, jessie,and I geuss matt. I think he would have already had like 20 girlfriends if he grew some balls.

A kind guy that every girl likes because he is not a perve

by Anthony John Zizza April 22, 2005

cancer germs

a euphemism for spreading something impossible, like a really bad rumour.

from a bad house fic that had all the ducklings twitching and catching brain cancer

#1: ZOMG house totally dies in the next episode
#2: Cancer germs, d00d

by okelay May 30, 2006

Headshot Cancer

Used to refer to headshots in first/third person shooters, usually with a sniper rifle.

Player 1: *walking* BOOM *head goes off*

Player 2: lolz, i just gave that guy headshot cancer

Gamer 1: Dude, get the sniper and start causing some headshot cancer!

by Esher52 October 4, 2009