by doogsnoog July 25, 2020
Get the rock candymug. by gergandrach June 5, 2009
Get the jew candymug. A Dutch hard or soft candy, or lollipop that at first appears and tastes sweet, but evolves into something truly disgusting and terrifying. Found at most Dutch candy stores, as well as at select restaurants disguised as after dinner mints or sweets.
by Yaotai August 26, 2009
Get the Ass Candymug. A spineless, indecisive sissy courted by democrats with the promise of entitlements and hate crime legislation. The group of candy asses includes prancing poofters, mama's boys, pantywaists, mush wimps, guys who drive chick cars, and residents of Berkeley, California.
That William sure is a Candy Ass. He is so spineless, he wants the government to wipe his nose and be responsible for his failures.
by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005
Get the Candy Assmug. The cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of your trick or treat bag that you just can't stand to eat, but won't throw out because it's candy. If you have a choice between this candy and drinking pancake syrup for a sugar hit, you'd pick the syrup.
Alternatively, the cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of the communal work candy dish, left there for the same reason.
Alternatively, the cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of the communal work candy dish, left there for the same reason.
Worker One: "Ugh! There's nothing in the candy dish but ghetto candy! I'd rather eat sugar cubes!"
Worker Two: "Shut up! You ate all the good stuff; now it's your turn to buy some real candy!"
Worker One: (grabbing the sugar cubes) "Munch munch munch)
Worker Two: "Shut up! You ate all the good stuff; now it's your turn to buy some real candy!"
Worker One: (grabbing the sugar cubes) "Munch munch munch)
by pellygirl August 27, 2012
Get the ghetto candymug. by Monkey December 14, 2003
Get the farmer candymug. My girlfriend (Chevell) is like eye candy every time I look at her it's like my eyes have a small orgasm.
by Chevell is a cutie September 27, 2017
Get the Eye candymug.