muff cabbage

A derogatory term for having a fat belly or a lot of fat on your stomach that goes overy you waist

Dam Jame's muff cabbage makes all the ladies go crazy.

by Rohelio May 24, 2017

a potato cabbage

a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.

"aw yeah mate, i AM a potato cabbage, but man those pandas look sexy!"

by ThePoopyNanUnderYourBikini November 5, 2017

cabbage fanny

When a girl has a vagina that looks like a donor kebab

“Man I couldn’t have sex with her, she had a cabbage fanny!”

by Jowney February 26, 2018

Cabbage

Substandard; poorly performed; awful

We played like cabbage!

by deathrabbit69 March 3, 2018

Cabbage

A desirable, nice or visually appealing butt.

"Damn bro, she got cabbage"
"Look behind you, cabbage"
Booty
Cakes
Ass

by Grocery_Bag April 29, 2016

Muff Cabbage

Asshole

Stop being a muff cabbage

by Tati S May 10, 2016

Cabbage

Connor Miller/// white trash

You're such a cabbage you whore

by Cabbagelovinwhitetrashsmellin August 23, 2016