Turd Burglar

Male homosexual who engages in anal sex.

Kevin Spacey, recently arrested for sexual harrassment of young men is a notorious Turd Burglar, as is former House Speaker and wrestling coach Dennis Hastert.

by Mike From Akron January 25, 2018

spackle burglar

To lick your half dried cum from your girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?

by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

turd burglar

a funny insult which could be used when someone is/was being a dick, usually in a non-serious manner (also see turgle for further details).

mike: *steals jenny's phone*
jenny: give it back you turd burglar

by eminemanemone December 13, 2018

Turd burglar

Portable restroom technician.

Hey Roy! The toilet is full in the port a pot, think you can wave down the turd burglars when they drive by to empty it for us?

by Motosaki410 June 5, 2019

Toy Burglar

A toy burglar is someone who steals their parents sex toys for their own use.

Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.

Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by That One Annoying Booger August 8, 2019

Lauren Bullard

a beautiful girl, who doesn’t realize her own worth. she gives the best advice, but can’t seem to listen to her own advice. she’s someone who overthinks a lot, but it never annoys me like she thinks it does. i love her with all my heart, and i’m so lucky to have her in my life. she’s changed me so much, and i wish she could see her own beauty through my eyes. don’t let go of a lauren if you have one, especially a lauren bullard.

jackson: theres lauren bullard.

alex: she’s the best, i love her!
jackson: yeah, she really is.

by khlown October 13, 2019

Kory Bullard Jr

Kory Bullard Jr a faggot that sucks dick and has no
Life and is secretly a homosexual

Kory Bullard Jr get that dick out cha mouth

by Shazzyyy October 19, 2019