Coke Brain

noun.

1. Someone who is so full of energy all the time they seem like they are constantly snorting coke or manic.

2. A psychopath on speed.

3. The only personality allowed to work a job in corporate America.

4. Frat bros.

5. Ladder climbing people who lie through their teeth.

"It's difficult to compete in the economic zeitgeist, unless your attitude is like all the useless coke brain fools who work in recruiting or sales".

"The coke brains are running this country and we are going to crash if we don't slowdown and course control".

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Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "You don't have the energy levels and personality I do. I don't think we can hire you. 😭"

Interviewee: "But I am productive, and I have examples of it here with my portfolio🧾😕."

Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "Maybe come back when you have a better attitude? 🙃🤳."

by ZRhasitforyou May 8, 2022

Tiller Brain

the affect on one's brain and muscle memory from steering a sailboat with a tiller.

Tom has tiller brain. He cannot steer the new boat with a wheel.

by Siouxmac April 10, 2010

Brain Wrestling

The act of achieving dominance in a conversation through the use of intellect. Slightly off-topic interjections and questioning are often used to force the recipient into a defensive position allowing the aggressor the power to direct the conversation/situation to his/her pleasing.

A: Why are you just standing around? Wipe tables. Do something. We're not paying you just to stand around.
B: I'm getting paid $3/hr
A: Whats your point?
B:(walks away not having to do more work; Brain wrestling success)

by Komoniwannalayea July 31, 2012

Squid brain

A dumb surfer boy

"You dropped in on my fucking wave, squid brain"

by HawkRing August 11, 2016

poop brain

Licking someone’s ass hole, then quickly sucking their cock right after.

Poop Brain.

Hey, Kirsten. Do you think later I can get some poop brain?

by HDCatnip May 14, 2018

Horny brain

A state of mind that males experience when they have not ejaculated in a good period of time. This state of mind makes you horny and temps you to do to stupid things.

Rob: Dude I haven’t ejaculated in like a week
Jeff: dude ur insane
Rob: yo should I hook up with this girl (shows picture)
Jeff: Ew no dude u must have Horny brain

by Boi 123 November 5, 2018

Brain Pooped

when you exert so much focus or brain power that you lose all ability to function as a normal human being

Ex. Sarah was dumb, so after question 1 on the exam she became brain pooped.

by cmdrwest May 15, 2017