Respect my boundaries

Iam a whore and don’t want you or anyone else finding out.

AH boyfriend was waiting in front of her house to surprise her with flowers when she got home from work, she told him she was having a bad day, instead of brightening her day you yelled at him respect my boundaries, I told you to call before comming over! as another guy was pulling up.

by Ddemink April 21, 2022

bedtime blunders

Getting caught masturbating while your roommate because of one shaking the poorly made college bunkbeds. The second most important reason why college students should have separate beds. The most important reason would be the story every college tells you about the star student/athlete that fell off the top bunk and got paralyzed and almost flunked out.

Fuzzy has bedtime blunders.

by Downvoting Victim January 18, 2006

bondage

were two people hit each other to recieve and give pain its called kinky sex

1.lets do bondage
2.bondage is to kinky for me
3.bondage is for sick fucks
4.iam in to bondage
5.bondage is worse then anal and vaginal fisting

by lucas bolton November 10, 2006

Blunderbust

Any situation or incident that outright sucks; used comically to alleviate said suckage. Best referred to in a silly voice of one's spontaneous choosing.

Frank woke up hung-over and squinted across the room to his friend. He utters roughly: "what a blunderbust."

by Quack Banyon February 3, 2010

Bhund Marwa

When a person is fucked inside out, and what remains is a broken husk of a person with neither spirit nor will.

I saw Alam yesterday. Looks like he is still suffering from Bhund Marwa

by Beinglewd June 26, 2016

Pair bond

Yeah getting fucked by a cripple also reduces your ability to pair bond.

Hym “Yes and fucking a retard causes a hardening of the oxytocin receptors and diminishes a woman’s ability to pair bond. So, hopefully their husbands kill themselves over the fact that their wife’s ability to love him was fucked out of her by a retard (and so that one of them doesn’t have to help raise her retarded kid. Marry the retard bitch. He can help raise your cripple son. What? No? Is that a bad idea? Right, cus he’s in a group home and can’t even take care of himself. Wait, does Missy even read this? I donno but I digress...) and then the whores kill themselves and then the cripple kills himself and then everyone wins... Except me... Which is fine... I’ll take THAT L.”

by Hym Iam October 13, 2022

boundary commission

A line dividing two separate countries

We are learning about the boundary commission around America

by New to this website June 12, 2017