blonde moment

An occaision of a very not-bright action or oration

I didn't mean to say 2+2=5. I must have been having a blonde moment

by Jason McCoy October 2, 2003

Lebanese Blonde

A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts soda water, 1 part Goldschläger (just for the gold flakes), 1 part Lebanese Arak, and 1 part warm Disaronno (yes, i said "warm"). Has a pale reddish-gold color and warm temperature and taste....like an actual Lebanese blonde.

Bartender: What'll it be?
Patron: Yeah, I'd like a Lebanese Blonde.
Bartender: sorry we're fresh out of arak.
Patron: Wha da fuk! That's like saying we're fresh outta pussy!

by tomazgeofferson July 30, 2012

Dumb blonde

A stereotype made by insecure brunettes, who are jealous that guys just like blondes better!!!

Brunette: ew look at that dumb blonde

Guy: dayyyyum that blonde is hot af

by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014

Blinger

A Blinger is somebody who spends money foolishly on fancy but worthless items such as spinner wheels.

I can't believe that Blinger put eight-thousand dollars worth of bling-bling rims on that two-thousand dollar Chevy Monte Carlo!

I bet that Blinger thinks he can go off-road with those twenty-two inch rims and low profile tires on that Hummer.

They ought to shoot the Blinger who put that flame paintjob on that Lexus.

by Large1 December 25, 2005

Cock-blogger

One who maintains a regular weblog focused on the male genatalia; also an insult.

That goddamn diploblastic cock-blogger!

by danielkayam May 22, 2006

typical blonde

A girl with blonde hair that is exxxxttttrrrreeeemmmmeeelyyyy easy asf.

She has no confidence and a high sex drive and wants and needs a guy to overpower her (pimp)

Most of these girls go by the name of Ashley

Man she's such a #vlut. She's a typical blonde.

by Typical blonde March 30, 2017

blonde gamer moment

1. a blonde moment, applied to a video game context

2. aa error committed through ditziness or foolishness while playing a video game

3. any kind of error made in gameplay by a player who knows the game well enough to have known better

Example 1:

Rob: "Dude, you forgot to get the Master Materia!"

Steve: "Yeah, man, I know. I had a blonde gamer moment and discarded Bahamut."

Example 2:

"Aeslynn knows the Final Fantasy series very well. She almost never has a blonde gamer moment."

Example 3:

"Aaron accidentally used Cure 3 against Bizarro Sephiroth. What a blonde gamer moment that was!"

by KyuuketsukiMiyu July 7, 2008