A week long festival that takes place around a person's birthday. It usually commences 3 days before the actual birthDAY, and ceases 3 days after.
Also known as "the festival of ME".
The birthday festival encompasses several key official events, including; the opening ceremony; eve of birthday eve; birthday eve itself; birthday recovery; and ends with a festival closure party. All other events occurring during this festival is at the discretion of the birthday person.
All friends, family and aquaintances shall worship and adore their birthday person during this time. Showering of gifts, favours, foot rubs etc and providing anything on demand to the birthday person is essential.
Also known as "the festival of ME".
The birthday festival encompasses several key official events, including; the opening ceremony; eve of birthday eve; birthday eve itself; birthday recovery; and ends with a festival closure party. All other events occurring during this festival is at the discretion of the birthday person.
All friends, family and aquaintances shall worship and adore their birthday person during this time. Showering of gifts, favours, foot rubs etc and providing anything on demand to the birthday person is essential.
1. "Yo beeeatches, it's MY birthday festival, and you will drink cocktails out of my boot, if I say so"
2. Sorry Boss, I can't come to work this week, I have a birthday festival to attend.
2. Sorry Boss, I can't come to work this week, I have a birthday festival to attend.
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Get the domestic birth control mug.An ancient Eastern-European tradition of birthing a baby directly into a bath of bleach, much like water-birthing except with a highly concentrated cleansing agent in place of the water. Used primarily to "clean the freckles" from the child, as to maintain its purity. Has been known to cause scarring and permanent blindness.
" Scrub оно. Scrub оно harder." " Они aren' t приходя off." " Что? " " Они aren' t приходя off." " Harder."
отбеливать-рождение
(TRANS: bleach-birth
"Scrub it. Scrub it harder."
"They aren't coming off."
"What?"
"They aren't coming off."
"Harder."
))))) END
отбеливать-рождение
(TRANS: bleach-birth
"Scrub it. Scrub it harder."
"They aren't coming off."
"What?"
"They aren't coming off."
"Harder."
))))) END
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