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Bible Trumper

A politically motivated fake religiously pious person
That asshat is a real Bible Trumper
by lvferdi August 17, 2021
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Bibliosmia

Loving that new book smell so much, and I mean so much you need a fucking word for it.
Entitled Person: I hate reading online

Victim: Why?

Entitled Person: I have Bibliosmia, so reading online takes away from the new book smell

Victim: The fuck?
by DumButDumB September 24, 2022
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no biblical

Joe: What are you doing this weekend Doug?
Doug: Hangin out, no biblical.
by theRshi July 23, 2010
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Faux-Biblical

How one (particularly an atheist) feels when they make a biblical-sounding commanding statement, perform a miracle or unexpectedly comes back from the dead seven days later.
Let there be toast! wow, i'm very faux-biblical today
by Pierce Drake February 23, 2011
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The bible

A religious text. Whether or not it’s fictional or non fictional is... up to you.

Lots of people like to throw it up at others in an attempt to ground their own bigoted beliefs, usually flipping to one page and then claiming it as evidence of something when really, it’s just a bunch of words made for a religion. Can you try not to, I don’t know, not attempt to weaponize religion? Who knows what you’ll get up to after cyberbullying children for liking the same gender.

Of course, not every Christian is like this, and assuming they all are is only stooping down to the worst ones’ levels. Assume the best out of everyone and you may just teach someone a valuable lesson ^^
Religious asshole: the Holy Lord God has said that passing your own body to others for sex is a sin and you’re going to go to hell; Asexuality is a sin because you cannot have any children according to Jesus; gayness is illegal according to some random quote from some random guy; all of this is in the Bible therefore I am correct

Decent person with common sense, religious or not religious: The Bible is a book, not a wikia. Jesus was asexual. His best friend was a prostitute. The whole “man shall not lay with boy” is, in fact, against pedophilia, and not against homosexuality. Of course, since you’re a “devout Christian”, you likely already knew this, right? Considering you probably read through the whole thing and all. I hope you have, otherwise who knows? You might wake up tomorrow morning with the room a little hotter than it was the night before.
by Some Friendly Gay Loser January 3, 2021
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The Bible

The funniest comedy of the millennium, due to the ridiculous actions, thought processes, and mindsets and beliefs held by the main character, God, and the absurdist nature of the events that happen throughout the story.
Person 1: Did you read the Bible today?
Person 2: *recalls Exodus 4:24-26 and other funny verses*

Also Person 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Person 2 Yet Again: Yeah, it was hilarious.
Person 1: Funniest thing I've ever read.
by Alex Zer0 March 10, 2021
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Coom Bible

An meme/good atheist alternative to the actual bible. It's just a list of meme definitions.
Man 1: I believe in the Coom Bible, amen.
Man 2: Yeah I read the Coom Bible every night.
by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021
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