Browning the beef

Browning the beef is slang for anal sex.

Dude did you hear about David? Apparently he's into Browning the beef

by Molly Nielsen November 04, 2014

Beef Stain

A Beef Stain is when you fart so hard and hot that your balls begin to sweat.

I got a beef stain after waiting for the bus for 30 minutes in the sun.

by BlkIrishMan July 18, 2015

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Person 1: Cave update?
Mojang: EEF. B. E. E!!!!!!!!
Or
Person 1: Eef beef?

Person 2: EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: eeeee, eef beef! Eef beef Eef!

by Eef beef September 11, 2019

beef strings

The look created on a big girls back when she wears a dress with really tight straps over the shoulders. In turn these straps create creases as they set themselves into the back fat.

"wow that girl is way to big for that dress"

"yeah look at the straps she has a good set of beef strings going."

by astronautpen May 04, 2007

Droppin’ Beef

Taking a big old shit. A fat, ripe turd.

The mall shitter always stinks. Someone’s always funking up the place droppin’ beef.

The dude in the stall was clearly straining while he was droppin’ beef.

I sat down thinking I was droppin’ beef but all I dropped was a shit cork and it just poured out like lava.

by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2018

beef quiche

The result of digestion. ie: the brown excrement that is evacuated from the anus once or twice a day (if you're functioning correctly). Called so due to it's quiche-like consistancy, with many broken up pieces of random substance.

"Holy fuck Mark, I really need to lay a beef quiche. Is there anywhere I can back one out, otherwise I may just have to give you a hot carl!"

by Mule February 20, 2006

Beef Smoker

One Who Places Their Mouth Around The Male Penis. Typical To HomoSexuals, see turd burgalar, or shit fucker.

"Damnit Harry, Just Because We Are In Prison Doesn't Mean You Have To Be A Beef Smoker !". "Take You'r Mouth Off Of My Dick".

by Clemattis November 26, 2003