Greek foot bath

The act of cumming on one’s own feet.

“Did you hear what John did?”

“Ya, he told me he had a ‘Greek foot bath’ this morning. What a weirdo.”

by JDriver June 30, 2023

Giving the Cat a Bath

When your pussy gets really wet

When I watch porn, I'm giving the cat a bath

by skittythecute April 7, 2016

egyptian tongue bath

the art of licking the ENTIRE body of someone that is very dirty or "nappy"

I felt like I was giving an Egyptian tongue bath on that guy!

by Alex Kesner December 25, 2007

bottom-half bath

When one accidently sharts in their pants and enters the shower with only the bottom half naked to clean the buttocks.

"I had to take a bottom-half bath today because I sharted so hard."

by SeanSean February 10, 2007

splunge bath

When you take a bath in splunge.
Splunge is to take a shit.
So it's to take a bath in shit.

Retard: I had a splunge bath yesterday, that's why I smell like shit.

by Chris May 14, 2005

Mexican Bath House

Noun: A long row of porta-johns on the side of the road near a city construction site commenly frequented by immigrant workers. Also used during high noon when the fumes are at their strongest.

Hey did you see that long row of workers waiting in line for the Mexican Bath House? I bet it smelled like death down wind of it.

by aaslt black hat March 18, 2011

human bath mat

it's when a midget with dreads lays flat on their stomach and you use them to dry your feet after a sexy bath.

Jake:Why's that midgets hair so dirty?
Mike: With all that human bath mat action you really shouldn't be surprised.

by jazeck May 21, 2010