Meat Bagel

Synonym for a woman's private area.

Look at how tight Kathy's leisure pants are. You can see her meat bagel through them! Jeff's mom's titties

by jerkbag donny October 18, 2011

Bagel

bagel is a lightskin chihuahua that crys a lot. its janessa's dog

damn! that bagel is annoying

by its ShyShy April 3, 2019

Steamed Bagel

After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.

Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.

Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.

Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.

Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!

by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

Jewish kike bagel

When your playing call of duty multiplayer and your kicking ass then all of a sudden here comes this one Jewish kike begal getting u with a headshot after headshot

Damn Jewish kike bagel got me again with a headshot.

by Lmpease March 14, 2025

anti bagel

A twat that does not like bagels typically named Scott

Scott is such an anti bagel fag

by Anti Anti bagel January 17, 2023

Bagel

Someone who is watching porn but says they are looking at bagels

“What are you watching there?”
“Bagels”

by Bob90684 October 11, 2023