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asshole cement

A name for usually fatty foods that produce tar-like feces which requires excessive amonts of toiletpaper to clean and/or a shower afterwards to feel normal again.
Peabody: "Hey Gus I just got some cheese curds from the store would you like to try some?'
Gus: "Peabody you must be bat shit crazy, everyone knows that cheese curds are asshole cement"
by Qochata April 15, 2014
mugGet the asshole cementmug.

asshole tagging

to tag yourself in a picture where only about 3 percent of your body is showing (i.e. hand, foot, elbow) purely for the benefit of having a high numerical value in tagged pictures on your profile page.
Person 1: Mauricio tagged himself in almost every picture in my Electronic Music Festival album
Person 2: Yea so?
Person 1:He pretty much only had half his face in the background in some of those photos and tagged his appendages in the rest of the pictures. He went on an asshole tagging spree.
by chamaquita April 16, 2011
mugGet the asshole taggingmug.

Asshole Pleasures

Pleasures directly related to stimulation of the asshole/asshole region
Yeah Cindy knows all about Asshole Pleasures, that dumb bitch
by AbeForman February 23, 2009
mugGet the Asshole Pleasuresmug.

Hey asshole

Something that your friends abusive dad calls you after you disrespected women
by Crawlesdad November 1, 2019
mugGet the Hey assholemug.

blow asshole

a phrase that means to empty your bowels, or take a shit.
"oh god, brb i gotta blow asshole real quick." or "wait just 2 minutes, i gotta blow some ass"
by 123conchstreet January 16, 2013
mugGet the blow assholemug.

undercover asshole

someone who initially wins you over but behind closed doors they're completely different
Joel is an undercover asshole. He just moved in with Jessica so that he could get under HER covers anytime he wants.
by roadrice May 21, 2007
mugGet the undercover assholemug.

You asshole

it is the hole of the ass. A mildly stong word
by Asshole.6 December 2, 2020
mugGet the You assholemug.

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