by AbeForman February 23, 2009
Get the Asshole Pleasuresmug. by Crawlesdad November 1, 2019
Get the Hey assholemug. 1. Term used to describe an individual who is so totally oblivious to the world surrounding him/her that he/she can totally fuck up whatever you were attempting to do at the same moment. Even though you were right there. In plain sight. Staring right at them. The whole time. See Example "A".
2. Term used to describe someone who has WAY too much fun doing the most fruitless of tasks. See Example "B".
3. That odd fellow who has been living in a van down by the river, living off government cheese, who thinks that life "Shoo don git nah bettah than dis! (cackle, cough, hack, and spit)" Also has a "Homemade Bait" stand on his front passenger seat. See Example "C".
2. Term used to describe someone who has WAY too much fun doing the most fruitless of tasks. See Example "B".
3. That odd fellow who has been living in a van down by the river, living off government cheese, who thinks that life "Shoo don git nah bettah than dis! (cackle, cough, hack, and spit)" Also has a "Homemade Bait" stand on his front passenger seat. See Example "C".
Example A: As Ajax was attempting to pull up to the pump for gas, that Happy Asshole pulled in right in front of him, got out, gave Ajax a friendly wave, and began filling his own car up.
Example B:
Ajax: "Clarence sure loves mowing his lawn, he has been at it for hours!"
Joe: "Yeah, but his mower doesn't have any blades in it!"
Ajax: "What a Happy Asshole!" (Smiles and waves to Clarence, who is grinning like a man with tits in his hat)
Example C: C'mon, we all know that guy. He has that wonderful aroma of old cheese and cat urine wafting around him.
Example B:
Ajax: "Clarence sure loves mowing his lawn, he has been at it for hours!"
Joe: "Yeah, but his mower doesn't have any blades in it!"
Ajax: "What a Happy Asshole!" (Smiles and waves to Clarence, who is grinning like a man with tits in his hat)
Example C: C'mon, we all know that guy. He has that wonderful aroma of old cheese and cat urine wafting around him.
by Cradar131 August 5, 2012
Get the Happy Assholemug. to tag yourself in a picture where only about 3 percent of your body is showing (i.e. hand, foot, elbow) purely for the benefit of having a high numerical value in tagged pictures on your profile page.
Person 1: Mauricio tagged himself in almost every picture in my Electronic Music Festival album
Person 2: Yea so?
Person 1:He pretty much only had half his face in the background in some of those photos and tagged his appendages in the rest of the pictures. He went on an asshole tagging spree.
Person 2: Yea so?
Person 1:He pretty much only had half his face in the background in some of those photos and tagged his appendages in the rest of the pictures. He went on an asshole tagging spree.
by chamaquita April 16, 2011
Get the asshole taggingmug. A name for usually fatty foods that produce tar-like feces which requires excessive amonts of toiletpaper to clean and/or a shower afterwards to feel normal again.
Peabody: "Hey Gus I just got some cheese curds from the store would you like to try some?'
Gus: "Peabody you must be bat shit crazy, everyone knows that cheese curds are asshole cement"
Gus: "Peabody you must be bat shit crazy, everyone knows that cheese curds are asshole cement"
by Qochata April 15, 2014
Get the asshole cementmug. Joel is an undercover asshole. He just moved in with Jessica so that he could get under HER covers anytime he wants.
by roadrice May 21, 2007
Get the undercover assholemug. by Asshole.6 December 2, 2020
Get the You assholemug.