askhole

A person who asks for your advice,yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

Friend-"I am so worried, my cat is sick,what do I do?"
You-"Take him/her to the vet to be safe."
Friend-"Nah,I'm just going to wait and see what happens."
You-" If you're not going to take my advice why ask then?"
Friend-"uh I don't know..because I am an askhole?"

by pegmom3 July 12, 2012

Who asked?

It's the "best" comeback ever. You can use it anywhere and whenever you want. If someone uses it too much just tell him that he asked.

A: Hey, I just bought a new pho-
B: Who asked?
A: Sorry, I thought you wou-
B: Who asked?
A: Eh
B: Who asked?
A: Are you ok?
B: Who asked?
A: You.
B: Who asked?
A: You asked.
B: Oh fu-

by Houští April 15, 2022

Askars

1. Alexander Skarsgard as is affectionately called by his fans

Did you watch the Golden Globes awards last night? Askars looked amazing in the tux!

by svmaddict February 14, 2010

Asknand

Asknand is the god of minds in the Dalatiist religion. He is the only mortal soul to cheat fate, by beating Akrid in the game of Disk. Upon his becoming a god, Asknand created consciousness in all creatures, and began protecting us from the dumb wrath of Aconan.

bitch2O5: "Asknand isn't real!"

Ho: "You dead, bitch. Aconan gonna kill you."

(lightening strikes da bitch)

by samalot August 10, 2008

Nobody asked

One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.

Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up

by Senorken May 3, 2022

askhat

A really really verrry nice kazak. Who likes to eat ass and has a peng mudafuka. And their sister uses good lighting.

wow fuck off u stupid askhat

by i am da wey January 18, 2018

I don’t remember asking

something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.

dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking

by tbrockman76 April 8, 2020