fing-arsed

When your finger slips throught the toilet paper and goes into your anus when you are wiping your ass after taking a shit.

After eating the Mexican buffet , I ran to the bathroom to take a shit and I got fing-arsed because they had cheap toilet paper.

by Rockville June 11, 2009

given the arse

To be fired; sacked; made redundant.

My work gave me the arse the other day.

by Great Serpent February 24, 2004

arse banana

Another term for poo

I just snapped off an arse banana.

by gottensbury June 28, 2011

arse baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

most mackems are arse baby's

by harry clasper August 27, 2017

ARSE KLEGGS

Think of Klingons on the starboard bow. Whenever one takes a shower, there will also be arse Kleggs to deklegg.

My girly housemate who was fresh from the shower, bent over, and I felt like I was having a fight to the death with Worf from Star Trek, as a result of her arse kleggs.

by richie williams May 2, 2008

arse-ache

Generally someone or something that is a metaphorical pain in the arse/ass, causing aggravation or being a nuisance.

Finishing this report on time is getting to be a real arse-ache.

by Snuffle Grudger December 5, 2009

arse master

to be a master of the rectum. If in US use "ass master", then followed by the word chump.

you's aint nothin but an arse master bitch!!

by pip-sticks August 13, 2006