Angry as a bird

A level of anger where strapping one's self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.
Guy 1: Man, I was doing anal on Sheila last night and when I pulled out she shat all over my bed!! I was angry as a bird! Good thing I bought that giant slingshot the other week.
Guy 2: Shit...What did you do?
Guy 1: I killed her.
Guy 2: What????
Guy 1: And that's not all.
Guy 2: You sick bastard!
Guy 1: I then reached in and found her Golden Egg!
by wordplaya April 19, 2011
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Angry Car

When fat boys are in a car and they start rocking it back in forth and shake the car.

Pulling a angry car on the driver.
Bob: "we should pull an angry car!"
Bill: "Ok man!"
Jason (driver): "Stop it man! i'm driving!"
by beckbob August 11, 2011
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angry eskimo

The act of rubbing icy hot all over your dick and then performing intense anal sex.
I tried to angry Eskimo his ass, but couldn't before I came all over her back.
by Angryfucker101 April 27, 2017
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Angry viper

When you choke a woman with your male genitalia, lay her out on her back, proceed to give a Cleveland steamer, back handspring behind her and finishing with a donkey punch, in turn waking her up and leaving her confused as to what actually happened
My girl was making me mad so I gave her an angry viper
by Donkeyme August 17, 2015
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angry erman

When a guy is sleeping, another, often bias, individual, masturbates on the sleeping one's mouth. When the guy wakes up, he can't open his mouth and becomes mute anywhere from 1 minute to two hours, depending on the other guys opinion of you
Shit man, I got Angry Erman'd by my doormie last night!
by Not Voom January 18, 2008
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Angry water

The waters not hot, it's just angry.
Oh no! who made the water angry again?
Angry water
by Heyo! February 25, 2019
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angry bulgarian

You convince a female (preferably one you're not too fond of) to lick your ass, and then while she's doing that, you drop a huge load on her face. You then turn and laugh. All of this is done while secretly filming or streaming the deed.
You know that slut, Jessica? Well, I finally told her she could come over and we could hook up and then I pulled an Angry Bulgarian on her. It was hilarious. You should watch the video - it's on the internet.
by Angry Bulgarian November 05, 2009
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