Andre

A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.

Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(

by Simposium July 14, 2020

Andre or Allan

they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"

Please, don't be an Andre or Allan guys

by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019

andre

a slack person

guy1: look at that dude with a t-shirt under his dress shirt
guy2: that must be an andre

by minecraftcrafter2.0 December 13, 2018

Andres

A good looking, God like in the sheets kind of man! He’s loved by everyone but only likes a few. He’s the guy that’ll leave you wondering “What If”. Get on his good side, and stay there. Don’t want to lose this one..

Look at Andres, I wish he was mine!

by hssnd69 December 29, 2020

Andre

A man who is so fucking hot, if you meet one you need to try and get him to fuck you. He has one of the largest dicks in the world

Andre is so hot

by Andre's#1fan November 6, 2023

Andre

Everyone needs an Andre on their team. Andre is known for putting the final touch on excellence. Ancient theorists claim the name Andre goes back the renaissance era and could only be given to someone with invaluable wizard like skills that cant be taught, only acquired by a select few who have the power to summon musical genius.

“Someone get me an Andre so we can get this record to lift skirts”

by 🧙‍♂️ November 23, 2021

Andre' the Gatt

He is defined as "The Chunky". He feeds on the sadness that cripples the existence of his students. His big eyes are attracted to the souls of said students which are tying to escape from the mental torture brought by his computing lessons. His dislike towards the gym is similar to that of the wild jean paul mizzi and this is shown by his belly. Usually short tempered, he is able to control any possible redness on his face to seem excited for his prey. His words plague the nightmares of the same students who endure his lessons as punishment for stealing his oxygen. PS-Iqazzez id-Dean

"MISSEK TISTHI, INT, INT U INT UKOLL!!" said Andre' the Gatt
"Tkunux patata maxx mifqghuha bil-halib, l-istess halib li tuzaw ghal..."
"Ma ggibhux il-proggett meta nghidilkhom? ARA MA TIVVINTAWX FOXX JEAN"

by Dun Balegde Boi IV February 15, 2022