willy leeb

a fisics teacher about 3 inches tall, wears size 3xl jackets, gangsta pants, and is probably packin 2 nines in his jacket, hence the need for such a large one, also, it is believed that several explosives, c4, an m82a1, a gas mask, some porno mags, and a small child are hiding in that fucken immense clothing

lets go paste pictures of that small old man onto the bodies of weird people!

by esteban bag October 24, 2004

willy whip

The act of smacking a bitch in the face with your willy/cock/penis. Preferably leaving a mushroom shaped mark, thus owning the victim for life. Usually done in a take that sorta of way.

Ha, I was right you were wrong, now ya get a willy whip.

by The Holy Diving Troll June 13, 2014

Wandering Willie

When a man is having sex with a woman doggie style standing up and another woman is going down on your girl and your dick inadvertently comes out of her pussy and goes into her mouth.

We were at that party and I was fucking Ashley good from behind, when Amanda came over and started eating her pussy from the front. All at once my dick came out and bam, she got a Wandering Willie!

by SinfulJeff March 13, 2015

Beer Willy

When after consuming 10+ pints, one cannot perform the sexual act due to his inability to get an erection

i tried to give her some, but i had beer willy.

by John Davey December 9, 2003

Mr willy

Wow jeff caughy has a big 7 inch mr willy

I love jeff caughy 7 inch mr willy

by Jensfir May 28, 2017

boob willy

like a wet willy but the saliva covered index finger is placed in between the female breast's.

joshua licked his finger and gave mary a boob willy causing a school girl giggle.

by joshua burns September 14, 2008

willy wonka

another phrase for "really want to" or "really wanna"

I willy wonka go to the next My Way My Love / Plastic Constellations show.

by El_Scorcho January 30, 2005