by csdefc January 21, 2011
A particulary savage vagina , usually with teeth and a smell that would strip paint. Not to be fingered at all costs.
She had been dancing all night and was wearing at least two pairs of pants over her tights , by the time it came to stroke the donkeys nose i decided id better feed it with a flat hand.
by Wizards Sleave April 22, 2006
Flat-Cap Driver refers to men of a certain age, 65+ out in their cars, usually on a Sunday afternoon but can be anytime really, who drive far slower than the road allows
Driving down the Motorway Maz and Giz encounter a slow car:
Maz (speaking out load to self): Hmm, come on it's not even Sunday, you're on a Motorway pick up some speed, you'll cause an accident driving this slow!!
Giz: Well what do you expect? Look you can see the driver, he's a flat-cap Driver, just overtake - can I poke my tongue out at him as we pass by?
Maz (speaking out load to self): Hmm, come on it's not even Sunday, you're on a Motorway pick up some speed, you'll cause an accident driving this slow!!
Giz: Well what do you expect? Look you can see the driver, he's a flat-cap Driver, just overtake - can I poke my tongue out at him as we pass by?
by maz&giz March 08, 2010
by theWestHamfan November 05, 2003
When a person lays on their back below a glass table; a second drops a hot dump on the glass for person one's viewing pleasure.
by 7 Suns January 22, 2008
Thought to have originated in France, this phrase is used when a homosexual male wants to have sex with another male. so, he tells him to get on his back in preparation for sex. Other countries use the phrase to refer to a female elephant in heat.
by Justin Grahamn November 22, 2008
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by Sohoowusyourday>good February 08, 2022