lay flat swag

when wearing a hanes lay flat colar t-shirt.

dude that kid has no bacon neck....ya i know he has lay flat swag

by csdefc January 21, 2011

Feed It With A Flat Hand

A particulary savage vagina , usually with teeth and a smell that would strip paint. Not to be fingered at all costs.

She had been dancing all night and was wearing at least two pairs of pants over her tights , by the time it came to stroke the donkeys nose i decided id better feed it with a flat hand.

by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

Flat-Cap Driver

Flat-Cap Driver refers to men of a certain age, 65+ out in their cars, usually on a Sunday afternoon but can be anytime really, who drive far slower than the road allows

Driving down the Motorway Maz and Giz encounter a slow car:

Maz (speaking out load to self): Hmm, come on it's not even Sunday, you're on a Motorway pick up some speed, you'll cause an accident driving this slow!!

Giz: Well what do you expect? Look you can see the driver, he's a flat-cap Driver, just overtake - can I poke my tongue out at him as we pass by?

by maz&giz March 8, 2010

flat back four

to play soccer having the defence arranged with four players in a straight line

"get back in line Ferdinand" shouted Fergie. "we're playing a flat back four"

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

flat bottom boat

When a person lays on their back below a glass table; a second drops a hot dump on the glass for person one's viewing pleasure.

"That girl's back side is so hot, I wish she'd give me a flat bottom boat."

by 7 Suns February 13, 2008

Flat get after it

Thought to have originated in France, this phrase is used when a homosexual male wants to have sex with another male. so, he tells him to get on his back in preparation for sex. Other countries use the phrase to refer to a female elephant in heat.

"Hey Sexy, flat get after it!"

by Justin Grahamn December 9, 2008

Flat Head

When Eli takes off his hat

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by Sohoowusyourday>good February 8, 2022