Blind Canadian

When you put your dick in a glory hole and it’s just a bottle of maple syrup on the other side.

To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.

by Ignacioa33 November 14, 2018

The Royal Canadian

Oral sex with a Canadian which includes the pouring of maple syrup over the genitals.

I was giving her The Royal Canadian as she sang the national anthem.

by Maple Leaf Princess December 5, 2018

canadian push

When you are peeing and you give it one good blast

I was taking a leak and wanted to finish up so I gave it the Canadian push.

by Tugger82 December 6, 2018

Canadian Toothbrush

Going down on a woman while she has a full on bush.

John went down on me last night and I haven't shaved in a while...he got the Canadian Toothbrush.

by DelayedFuture August 3, 2017

canadian blow

The act of plugging one nostril with a finger and blowing out the other nostril in order to get rid of snot; typically done without a tissue.

Guy 1: Dude, I have snot in my nose, but there’s no tissues anywhere.
Guy 2: Don’t you know how to Canadian blow?

by Pseudanonym March 18, 2019

canadian smile

A beautiful smile that deceptively hides a sassy personality.

Julie has a Canadian smile, its great to look at but once she starts talking it's nothing but sass.

by Pluckerflucker June 14, 2018

Canadian Trainride

A human centipede where the people involved say please and thank you

Oh man that Canadian Trainride was the most polite and disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.

by Louda1 October 7, 2018