Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!
by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

by homedog March 18, 2003

by PETER PAN, or James June 7, 2005

by Dgigs March 29, 2014

The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.
ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.
MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.
MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.
by CarltonGLong November 28, 2017

Phrase directed at a person you're speaking to--in real life or on the phone-- who spews mindless drivel, renders themselves irrelevant to your reality, or is just plain boring, and is therefore wasting your valuable time.
Origin: Derived from cell phone service plans that offer a limited number of free minutes.
Origin: Derived from cell phone service plans that offer a limited number of free minutes.
You have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me that before I ditched my friends. You're wasting my minutes girl. See ya.
by The Vig July 13, 2009
