Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!
by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

by homedog March 18, 2003

by PETER PAN, or James June 7, 2005

Phrase directed at a person you're speaking to--in real life or on the phone-- who spews mindless drivel, renders themselves irrelevant to your reality, or is just plain boring, and is therefore wasting your valuable time.
Origin: Derived from cell phone service plans that offer a limited number of free minutes.
Origin: Derived from cell phone service plans that offer a limited number of free minutes.
You have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me that before I ditched my friends. You're wasting my minutes girl. See ya.
by The Vig July 13, 2009

The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.
ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.
MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.
MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.
by CarltonGLong November 28, 2017

by Dgigs March 29, 2014
