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woman astride, facing away

the woman straddles the man's body on her knees, facing the man's feet. This position allows for deeper penetration, while giving the woman greater control.
girl: hey wanna try something new tonight?
boy: sure as long as its not too much work for me!
girl: okay, lets do woman astride, facing away.
by titstop November 16, 2011
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woman cold

A debilitating illness of mucous and congestion and pain that confines a woman to the house with no possibility of work or school followed by a rapid surge of recovery when it is time to go shopping or go out for cocktails. 'Woman colds' tend to be intense, but brief, as they are immediately relieved upon happy hour.

The specific cause of the 'woman cold' is unknown, but it is generally the fault of the nearest man.

The illness tends to confound and baffle other men seeking a cure or treatment.

Synonyms: selective illness, selective symptoms

Antonyms: flu, pneumonia
When <woman's name> developed a particularly nasty woman cold, she had to stay home from work and cancel her morning conference call and her pilates class. She declined the medicine that her fiancee offered so she would not feel drowsy. After sniffling and coughing throughout the morning, she experienced a remarkable improvement when her girlfriend invited her to help her shop for shoes, and she was able to go to the mall that afternoon.

<Woman's name> suffered a bad sore throat and clammy skin when she developed a woman cold, and she could not deliver the financial report for her office and the essay for her continuing education class. She suspected that the illness was related to the dessert spoon that she shared with her husband, but she gave no complaints. She valiantly struggled to fold the laundry and clean the dishes while soothing herself with hot tea. She needed her husband to take the kids to daycare and pick them up, but she refused his offer to take her to the doctor. Her symptoms quickly subsided when her coworkers scheduled a wine-tasting at the end of the day and she felt strong enough to attend the event.
by spamcode November 16, 2012
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woman

A person who identifies as a woman
That may look like a man, but it is a woman
by Gatewayfence June 5, 2023
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Beautiful Woman's Curse

Can also be called B.W.C. for short
This pretty much describes what an extremely attractive girl has to go through because all the guys (and some girls---gross!) want to get with her even if they have no chance because they're a loser with no lifelong goals or decent personality or they're unattractive.
Plus, certain people don't even know whether or not they have a beautiful personality, but they simply just lust after them because they're so "hot."
In addition to that, people often hate on them because of the stereotype that "all cute girls are stuck-up" or other dumb stereotypes like "all cute girls are hoes and sleeping with everyone."

But, as we all know, their beauty can be a blessing and a curse, so most beautiful women roll their eyes and just laugh at the haters and losers that love or hate them. Beautiful women know they're attractive and so do their friends and family; most are very confident, but can be humble and down to earth. Beautiful women are often judged too quickly.
I think that the whole idea behind Britney Spears' song "If You Seek Amy" is based on the beautiful woman's curse. Brit can really relate to this!
by PrincessR November 26, 2009
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this is not jus a chickenhead this is the kind of girl that even hos call a slut

can usually b found w/ a guy who has money or pretends to slobbin that knob
abbrev. P.W.O.N
jimmy the bum: can i have a quarter?
P.W.O.N: u have a quarter? wanna go into that McDonald's bathroom?
jimmy: damn u's a P.W.O.N
by smartylicious December 22, 2003
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Woman Points

The complete opposite to man points in that these points are awarded to a woman (or a very feminine man) for something quite spectacular, that defines being a woman
Jill - Hey! I just squeezed out 400 babies, then made dinner for the doctors....then cleaned up.

Bronagh - Sure you haven't been drinking Powerthirst? Who cares? MAJOR WOMAN POINTS
by elblairo January 4, 2009
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nasty woman

A woman who is behaving in an unpleasant or spiteful way.
by Max Hauq May 21, 2017
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