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Woke

Appraised of public issues that the government is enumerated to address.
Person One: "English is not the national language."

Person Two: "... ah, you're just not woke."
by MD451 March 6, 2025
mugGet the Wokemug.

Pussy-woke

Pussy-woke
N. To spew profound and enlightening concepts in order to appear woke so that a female will give up her vagina as an offering to the cause.
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Adj. Describing a dude that becomes woke when hot females enter the area
Noun- “He is so good at acting like he is woke and getting all the hot girls to sleep with him He is definitely pussy-woke.”

Adj. He doesn’t give a shit about the cause, but he can sure make all the females climb into his bed with his profound bullshit. He is one pussy-woke dude.
by Yellow card November 8, 2021
mugGet the Pussy-wokemug.

Woke Home Invasions

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.
I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.
by jondich October 22, 2023
mugGet the Woke Home Invasionsmug.

woke

"Disney is so woke, like 90% of their characters are now either gay or a minority its so cool"
- Someone whos cringe
by anonymous October 26, 2022
mugGet the wokemug.

Woke

A word that non minorities use to claim that they are socially aware, while totally disregarding the cultural appropriation and history of the word.
I went to a quinceanera today! I'm so woke!

No, no you aren't. Do you know what woke means? You most definitely are not woke.
by Spineflower1 October 27, 2022
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke

In the current political landscape woke simply means anti-white, or white exclusion. It can be expanded to the demonization of whites as well as perceived ignorance. Examples would include 'white privilege', 'white guilt', 'white fragility'.
Many CEO's promoted the woke agenda until they realized it is the very definition of racism.
by TheOtherMeToo March 21, 2023
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke

1) To be an idiot

2) To be more retarded than people whom are medically determined to be retarded

Synonyms: idiot, backwards, no morals, satan worshiper,
Us woke people laugh that the anti-woke think the election was rigged.
by Old Wise E November 24, 2023
mugGet the Wokemug.

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