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Woke

Promoting contrived progressive diversity under the guise of equality and/or tolerance.
"Disney just made remade their white character into a black transgender lesbian."
"That's so woke!"
by Goombah111 May 25, 2024
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Schrödinger's Woke

A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.
Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"

THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"

A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
by ZackAkai July 11, 2024
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Woke

Woke as of 2021: The act of relishing and engaging in the freedoms of verbal and visual expressions afforded under Freedom of Speech in the First Amendment of the US Constitution, while denying it to others with opposing verbal or visual expressions.

Wikipedia -
"a general term for left-wing political movements and perspectives emphasizing identity politics"; "While the term 'woke' initially pertained to issues of racial prejudice and discrimination impacting African Americans, it was appropriated by other activist groups with different causes."
"we need to stay angry, and stay woke" - from Oxford Languages

"Suddenly everything in the world seems to be a confrontation between the woke and the unwoke. It’s a framing that’s neither edifying nor illuminating." - Kenan Malik, The Guardian

" Is America on the verge of substituting woke socialism for Judeo-Christian ethics?" - Richard B. Levine, Washington Times
by CrustyEyeFunk August 19, 2021
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Woke

Oh look he is a woke queer
by Jcw123 December 2, 2023
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woke

red-pill for blue-pilled people
Fuck straws they're bad for turtles, I wish more people were woke to these issues like me.
by hahapoopie4323 December 29, 2019
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Woke

Where you have experienced a massive shift and you start questioning everything in life and all the people around you. Its like youve unlocked a whole new perspective of thinking and seeing things.
"you rlly believe in that shit bro?"
"nah bro im messing wit you im woke"
"good"
by quandale quantavious October 14, 2022
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woke

a group of kids who base their whole lives off racial injustice, being broke and homophobia. They can't name the president Before Obama and they Probably never heard of anything pre Eminen or 1990's pop culture.
I saw a woke walk into 7-11 and call the gas attendant racist for not agreeing that Trump is a white Supremacist.
The woke mother attacked me for not getting my Co vid Vaccine.
by dogforlife January 20, 2023
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