If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile.

The concept that if there is an additional benefit to doing slightly more work in the realm of the work one was previously engaged in, that one should do said extra work.

"Why did you decide to learn German"?

"Well I already spoke Yiddish, which is 90% German, so I figured ; If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile."

by JayPlotz September 19, 2016

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

mile high salute

1. If you decide to throw away something that was mildly special to you at one point.

2. If the broncos score a touchdown.

1. I think it's time that we gave your old volcano science fair project the mile high salute.

2. TOUCHDOWN BRONCOS! Mile High Salute!

by wspeer January 25, 2018

Miles

Miles is so artistically and musically talented and so smart. He's so kind, caring, and considerate. He always thinks of you and makes sure you're comfortable with certain things. He's the most genuine, honest, trusting, and loyal person. He is someone you can trust to tell anything to, and isn't one to lie. You can always count on Miles to be there for you and to cheer you up. He may be quiet at first, but once you're close, he always knows what to say and how to say it. He's truly the most sweetest and funniest guy ever. He never makes you feel stupid, only loved. Plus, he's the most handsome, finest, hottest person ever. He has the brightest smile, one that lights up a room, beautiful eyes, super soft hair, and the best laugh. His humor is childish, but that only makes him more lovable. He's positive and only ever looks on the bright side. He's creative and passionate when it comes to the things he loves. Flexibility is never a problem for him. He can be so busy yet somehow always manages to make time for what he loves. Whenever you're around Miles, you feel so loved and comfortable. It's guaranteed that you'll never have a bad memory with him. He makes every moment more enjoyable and magical. His heart is golden, one of the kindest. His hugs and kisses are only ever filled with love that, you can help but feel a million butterflies in your stomach. He is the best boyfriend and the best friend I could've ever asked for. He truly is the love of my life.

Person l:" who is that beautiful angel sitting over there so perfectly?"
Person ll: "Oh, that's just Miles, he truly is amazing"

by ******bert March 26, 2025

TJ MILES

Tj Miles is a very loyal guy , he came from the bottom , he works very hard for what he has now , he's also nice with everyone , it may seem that he brags his money and everything but that's not right. That's him , showing what he worked so hard for to motivate people do the same and live a wealthful life. TJ miles is an iconic person that loves to make people laugh and feel better.
He invented some sort of meme when he said " BIG BLANA" , now everyone knows about that , there is also BIG BLANA GANG , everyone knows BIG BLANA as a funny/inspirational word to discuss . In less than a year he got a very strong community from his videos from TikTok and Youtube with thousands of views. He literally started from the bottom , he's a romanian that grew up in Toronto , Canada until 2018. When he moved to Romania he opened a american vibe car service and he speaks a mixed romanian with english that sounds funny. He also comes with lots of advices about life. Tj miles , with his first money , he didn't buy shoes or expensive clothes , he developed a business that got him success. TJ says he would be a liar if he said that fame, power and money did not change him. The point is, he knows how to control that. "Being one hundred means much more than talking to people online and offline in the same way."

Tj miles : Hey bro , wow be careful!
Catalin: Wow Tj miles! you saved my life!
Tj mjles: You could have been bankrupt my boi. BIG BLANA

by Big blana November 22, 2021

silver mile

The act of giving oral sex or "head" to another individual for an extensively long period of time until the individuals tongue and/or receivers genitalia become reflective in the light from all the internal juices that are produced. Often this will require intensive dedication and multiple orgasms as well as intervals for the juices to dry/Crystallize.

"damn bruv, I just gave Jessica a silver mile for 8 hours STRAIGHT! Don't tell her boyfriend".

by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015