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Smell that dude! Hes definitely a Waleed!
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Wake and Chake

The first thing you do when you wake up is check your email or your facebook status. If you say the phrase fast enough, the word "chake" almost sounds like check.
Friend 1: My wife said I had a horrible habit and If I didn't stop I will have to start sleeping on the couch alone. Instead of making love to her in the morning, I like to wake and chake.

Friend 2: Wake and chake, WTH is that?

Friend 1: I love to check my facebook, myspace, and my email as soon as I wake up.
by boo&brasen January 25, 2011
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WakeD

Omg! Youre Such Like WakeD!
by WakeD April 10, 2003
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Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.
"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."
by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010
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CHRISSY WAKE UP

CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPPPP
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 11, 2022
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Irish Wake Tea Bag

Filling your dead friend's mouth with whiskey and tea bagging them at the funeral.
Patrick's funeral is today, I shaved my balls and got 25 year old whiskey for him. Can't wait to give him a proper Irish Wake Tea Bag.
by Justin The Almighty November 21, 2018
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Dru Wakely

Dru is one third of the band The Midnight Beast, he is largely overlooked as a member of the band due to Stefan and Ash's supreme fitness, but nonetheless he is still there however much we try to pretend he's not.

He has revealed a troubled life as a child, hinting at it in several songs before finally releasing 'Daddy' which shows the true extent of his pain, the lack of a father figure in his life may have led to his actions in the song 'Walk With Us' although this cannot be proven. He may also have an alcohol problem, relating to this.

Despite this he seems to be leading a rather successful life and has some how taught himself the drums and thinks he can rap.
Someone: Mate, Midnight Beast are like da best band evaa
Also Someone: IKR, Booty Call is well funneh
Someone: Shame 'bout dat Dru Wakely doe caz the rest of dem are peng.
by [;k7ijtyhrtyrufhfyfturty October 31, 2010
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