Slam the door on your teeth

To lift up your top lip to your nose, revealing your front teeth, and letting it flop down, slamming against your two front teeth, making a "ploop" noise.

Kids will laugh their asses off if you slam the door on your teeth. They're very big and beautiful, so it'll be very loud.

by Weirdosis June 12, 2018

.9.To Teeth Marcz.9.

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.9.To Teeth Marcz.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 7, 2025

Teeth

A myth made up by the feds so that they can make money off of toothpaste

Person 1: "I have teeth"
Person 2: "No you don't"

by 1/10 Dentists June 30, 2023

moxxies teeth

The most british corn looking teeth in the world. If you see these teeth, you gotta RUN. Also if you manage to brush them you get 5 wishes from moxxie.

Nicky's finger likes getting bit by moxxies teeth

by ChrimaTree December 27, 2023

brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023

Pocket Teeth

Teeth that you have, like dentures, or ones you have attained otherwise in a gentlemanly fashion, and have stored for protection and quick reference, in 1 of your pockets.

*You must have some Pocket Teeth. In your pocket or somewhere have some teeth.

by Harlee Jesus Cristos Maffaeus August 1, 2018

Rushing My Teeth

When you don't have enough time to brush your teeth properly and you quickly coat your teeth with toothpaste using either your finger or a toothbrush to simply freshen your breath.

I was so late for work today, i ended up rushing my teeth. Hopefully my breath stays fresh all day.

by AngDevilo May 27, 2018