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dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.
Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?
by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019
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Ass Wipe

This word basically is used to call someone a piece of shit. People usually call people Ass Wipes when they are a pain in the ass, or a sociopath.
Person 1: “Your such an Ass Wipe”

Person 2: “Wtf did I do?”

Person 1: “Nothing, I just think your a piece of shit.”
by DemOddPigz December 24, 2019
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Wipe Abstinence

The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.
Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?

Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!

Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.
by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019
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Polite Wipe

The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.
I gave the phone a polite wipe before moving desks.
by Office Drone #695 September 19, 2019
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Ass wipe

A very amazing person. That is usually right. All of the time. They are mightier than the lord tachanka
Tachanka enters the room: everybody stares in amazement at the lord himself. An ass wipe enters the room: people will run over the lord tachanka to get a glimpse of the stunning ass wipe herself
by Blazed on a kayak September 7, 2019
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W5 GLASSES WIPES

u use the piece of shit to clean ur glasos m8t
Guy 1: Look at this!
Guy with glasses: wait i need to clean my glasses with those W5 GLASSES WIPES
by This Username is mine September 5, 2017
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Ass Wipe

A pit bull person aka a taylor fidler
damn dude are you such a fucking ass wipe u little taylor
by Krlagen November 1, 2017
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