Veil Whale

Often interchanged with the term “Trad Whale”, a Veil Whale will often target her prowl in large churches where Traditional Catholic men will attend mass in hopes that covering up their obesity with a floor length skirt and veil will attract one of these intellectual and traditionally valued gentlemen.

Guy 1: “That girl is kind of chubby but she seems really pious, maybe I can save her.”
Guy 2: No dude don’t ask her out, she’s just a Veil Whale.”

by McGumboBabushka September 30, 2023

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Fight the Brown Whale

To take the most Earth shattering dump..................it literally takes the life out of you.

Get out of my way!!!! I have to go and fight the brown whale and it's not gonna be pretty! You have any spray in there??!?!?!?!?!?!

by carlipet September 23, 2009

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pod of whales

A group of fat people simultaneously wearing the same large shirt

Bryan's favorite sport was participating in the pod of whales

by The305 November 11, 2019

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whale oil beef hooked

The written equivalent of many spoken terms, which expresses surprise which is somewhat more than mild, but which will also avoid potential removal for unsavory language.

"Whale oil beef hooked! We have a tax refund!"

by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

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Whaley

A version of Gnarley used by some Detriot area bikers back in the day

Check out my whaley new scooter.

by S_mac August 18, 2006

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bail whale

n. (bail-wail) a. Someone who leaves when they are needed.

Tim: Hey, John, can you help Harold and I move the furniture while you're here?

John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.

Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.

by -Angel- July 16, 2011

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