Valentine

A amazing girl that you should follow on Instagram @amourxval

You should follow Valentine on Instagram

by Amourxval January 5, 2020

Valentine

Usually a sore overweight loser who thinks he’s a model and can get any chick he wants. Typically drinks mikes hard lemonade because beer has a nasty taste. Misses Dallas but also misses his diet plan.

Woah guys it’s valentine, he’s still fucking fat.

by TwinCityBallers69 January 29, 2020

[valentine's day]

A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.

A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked

Ah shit here we go again by valentine's day

by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020

Vallentine

Vallentine is one of the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet, if you know one, be thankful to God every moment, cause she is so sweet and funny that u will not ever find someone like she again. Empathy, telling good history is one of many good things she have. She also have a WONDERFUL memory, so NEVER broke her confidence, to complete this she also have the angry of Hulk, but at the most time she is a wonderful and calm girl. If you know one, grab her right now and give her a hug (even that she punch you in the face) cause she is someone incredible, and SO FUCKING GOOD SMELLING that you will ever know.

Vallentine is so sweet today
DUDE YOU PISSED VALLENTINE OFF, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

by VirG Dash January 31, 2020

valentines day

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.

best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no

by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020

Valentine's Day

The duff of the holidays

I hate Valentine's day

Valentine's Day is coming, where's your boyfriend ?

by tchoupi February 10, 2020

Valentine's Day 2

"Valentine's Day 2: For The Gays"
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day

"Sorry, my mom won't let me celebrate Valentine's Day with you"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"

by Cooblap February 10, 2020