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Is the coolest person you can ever know and a long name means big sword energy
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III is so awesome. Just look at how Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III handles himself.
by Heat death fire cannon November 14, 2023
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Valentinemas

The period between when the Christmas tree should be taken down (Friday after kids go back to school) to Valentine's Day. If it extends to after 15th of March, the holiday season rolls into Irishmas.
My Daughter-in-Love forces us to celebrate Valentinemas with her each year because she refuses to take her tree down before Feb 14th.
by Iroc Wordology January 15, 2025
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Valentine’s Day of Doom

When Valentine’s Day falls after Friday the 13th, it is considered the Valentine’s Day of Doom. Arguments, breakups, and cheating usually occurs on the Valentine’s Day of Doom.
It’s Valentine’s Day and my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. But yesterday was Friday the 13th so I guess that’s just how things are on the Valentine’s Day of Doom.
by OG Zus February 13, 2026
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Valentine’s Grinch

A Valentine’s Grinch is someone, almost exclusively single and often for a very long time, who hates Valentine’s Day and spends the entire day shitting on it.
Mwahahaha, it’s raining on Valentine’s Day! Look at how miserable all these couples are!

I am the biggest Valentine’s Grinch of them all. I hate Valentine’s Day so much.
by Shepherd Guy February 17, 2026
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gypsy valentine

A one night stand with a stranger that results in an STD.
Guy 1 - How did it go last night with that girl

Guy 2 - I'm pretty sure she gave me a gypsy valentine
by John Water April 5, 2011
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Slim Valentine

Sydney based rapper, loves swag and his own penis.
My penis has swag like Slim Valentine
by jakisaraijingheykernt April 26, 2011
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fake valentine

when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine
Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
by annanicole819 March 27, 2012
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