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Ipswich uppercut

A swift hardy foot or fist to the gonads. Resulting in pain and distress
Person 1: Higgsie is spending 2 weeks in ICU

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: He was on the recieving end of a mighty Ipswich uppercut
by Jebp Izar February 6, 2009
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Upperhook

The act in fighting of almost uppercutting somebody but changing it to a hook when you realise you're going to miss
Mark: Ryan totally upperhooked that guy!
Ryan: Oh yeah!
by Ingoe October 6, 2009
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infant uppercut

in·fant up·per·cut
ˈinfənt əpərˌkət'
noun
noun: infant uppercut; plural noun: infant uppercuts;

1.
hit with the infant uppercut.

verb
past tense: infant uppercutted;

3rd person present: infant upper-cuts; past tense:infant upper-cutted;

2.
having used the babys arm to completely and thoroughly, destroy the pussy to her utter satisfaction.
Sally: Hey girlfriend haven't heard from you in a few days...
Lisa: Oh girl!

I'm just now walking straight!!

That Baby's Arm of his is no joke!
Sally: Oh Yeah!

I see Nate hit you with his

"Infant Uppercut"
Lisa: You'll have to help me tag-team it!
Sally: Anytime!!
by Wreckabot September 27, 2018
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French uppercut

A knee delivered to an opponent's groin. Phrase typically mentioned in football.
After the fumble, you see all the big linemen pile onto the ball. That's a nasty place to be, guaranteed you'll catch a couple elbows, or a French uppercut.
by Madman Shaemus August 20, 2013
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Upperclassmen

The two highest grades in High School before College. They are Juniors and Seniors, and are absolute dickheads to lowerclassmen just because they exist. However, not all are this way, but most of them that you'll meet will hate lowerclassmen for no reason. Once lowerclassmen become upperclassmen, they want that feeling of power, and will repeat the harassment that the previous upperclassmen did to them.
Upperclassmen: Haha! You lowerclassmen are nothing but mislead fucktards that don't know your place! We will pick on you, treat you as inferiors, and make fun of you until we leave out of this fucking dump for good! Pick up my shit, hand it to me, and don't make us mad!
by ShxdyNeo May 14, 2019
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Parkinsons Uppercut

When you shake your fist while raising your arm, much like someone with parkinsons does when they're angry.

It's also known as the Old Man Fist Pump.
A guy cuts you off while driving, you show him the Parkinsons Uppercut!

When someone tells a bad joke, you can let them know you're going to give them the Parkinsons Uppercut, in which you'll hit them 100 times...very softly.
by Silvergun Superman June 13, 2009
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Upperkick

The unholy bastard brother of the uppercut, the upperkick involves taking the heel of the foot and bashing it against someone's chin, much like the uppercut.

Works best on little children who walk in the way of a breakdance competition inside of a subway because the mother of the child is stupid enough to take her eyes off of her child.
"Dude, did you see that dude breakdancing?"
"Yeah, the upperkick was priceless.
by Obvious troll is obvious August 3, 2009
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