Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 99% of the time

Name is normally kai

hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai

by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.

Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.

by Zzid July 10, 2021

ultimate bottom

when you're wearing a collar at all times.

June wears an actual dog collar at all times, so she's the ultimate bottom in her relationships

by hypolimnion August 30, 2023

Ultimate Exit

When you have such a bad Projectile Trifecta that you end up dying from it.

The grim reality of the situation hit them hard when they realized that their beloved pet had suffered the Ultimate Exit, succumbing to a tragic Projectile Trifecta in its final moments.

by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024

ultimate pp

dat guud dick

Alexey has the ultimate pp

by bigppmoster February 25, 2022

The Ultimate Douchebag

Someone who says stupid shit online and then proceeds to beg for money as if they didn’t just piss off a bunch of people

She said she hates men and then she plugged her OnlyFans. She is The Ultimate Douchebag

by DR@90N May 28, 2020

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!

by anonymous March 21, 2025