Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.

as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022

Ultimate Crank

D1 snapper, always throwing ass, D1 facetimer

Jas and Sabs are the ultimate cranks

by miamibabi October 14, 2025

Ultimate Dick Annihilator

A woman with an unstoppable pussy. She intends on milking every man she meets of every last drop of sperm they have. She’s adept at fucking people so hard, relentlessly and so wildly that they won’t be able to walk or Jack off for weeks or maybe even months. She could shove the biggest watermelon out there and take it out skinnier then Goku’s power pole. Her pussy is so hot and warm that it feels like she’ll melt your dick right off but at the same time it’s so hard and squeezes so tight that it feels like someone with the strength of 1000 Gorillas is stroking you dick and it’s about to fall out.

“My dude, why are you in a wheel chair?”
“Oh yeah i fucked an ultimate dick Annihilator last night so I won’t be able to do much for a while”

by Stop That Rn January 16, 2021

Ultimate Scandal

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go

have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

ultimate supreme hair dyer

people like Izzy who dye their hair all the time

like all the time...
also like Izzy's they have pink hair when its against dresscodes

Izzy is the ultimate supreme hair dyer because they dye their hair every week very extreme lol

by joeisking2022 March 4, 2022

ultimate single jingle

An ultimate single jingle refers to a rare scenario in which you cause your mate to orgasm with a single jingle.
In this case both parties tend to coordinate to achieve such a procedure.

Ready for an ultimate single jingle baby?

by Irishpint December 7, 2010

ultimate straggler

a consigie who can't find her way

look at that ultimate straggler walking aimlessly down the street

by ontherox October 13, 2011