Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 19, 2023

Falbonian Twist

Twists and turns in the plot of a short comedy sketch. Created and popularized by director Tyler Falbo.

I thought I knew where this sketch was heading but that was before the classic Falbonian twist.

by peeterpeeterpumpkineater February 28, 2024

twisted lady

When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.

She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.

by Skarr Phase July 9, 2023

Twisted Patriot

A person who loves their country so much that they would wish, if not inflict, harm upon anyone who criticizes or talks "badly" about it. To these people, their country as perfect, and if anyone says otherwise, they deserved to be dealt with in the most dehumanizing way possible.

Friend 1: Did you see in the news? A Trump supporter got arrested for assaulting a man who was kneeling during the national anthem.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.

by Hethrikos November 25, 2020

Twisted Ginger

N. Water with grenadine and lime, ordered to get a somewhat delicious drink for free because you order it as "Water... with lime and grenadine"

He got a Twisted Ginger by mistake but kept ordering them because he liked the sweet taste and cheap price.

by ChadrockSexington April 9, 2010

pony twist

when you grab a mans genitals through the back of his legs and twist in a spiral up motion causing the dick bone to fracture

dude i pony twisted this african man last night!!

by slimybigballs July 10, 2015

Turbo Twist

Ingesting LSD (acid) and cocaine simultaneously.

"Yo dawg, did you meet molly last night?"

"Naw dawg, last night I dosed some L so hard and then railed some lines."

"Sick, I have never turbo twisted before, dawg!"

by aner bacon the elder September 25, 2012