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trail hoes

Single females in a group of 2 or more that are generally young and sexually open to new experiences that you and your buddy meet on a hiking trail or expedition through a National Park or general outdoor excursion.

They make for great hiking partners and like to have a "good" time after dark which can provide for a more interesting experience on your journey.
Bro1: Hey Bro let's get ready for the big adventure at the beautiful national park this coming weekend.
Bro2: You bet man it's going to be a great time and maybe we will meet some trail hoes while we are at it!
by PeaceXLove777 June 19, 2020
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Trail Twink

A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.

Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.

Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”

These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
Hey man did you notice those two excited Trail Twinks passing by?
by PeaceXLove777 July 22, 2020
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indain trail

Well indain trail in addison hmm... yee last year before Corona virus hella fights, and that one time were hella people were following this kid all over the school but the kid they were looking for was outside in the school bus hella shit went down. Hella hoes in that school there's that one group of girls aka cool kids and that group of boys the gangster ones. This one dude that dated bout 5 girls at the same time. Teachers were getting so mad cause students didn't really do shit lmao. More gang members or what ever they think. Just be careful if you go to this school cuz trust me if your new nd you claim crip or kings good luck to you your getting jumped on your first day. And also over the summer people got exposed for being trumps supporters haha viva Mexico puto🇲🇽🇲🇽
Omg mom I don't want to go to indain trail there's lots of fights and scary ass people.
by Indain trail is crazy September 25, 2020
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Oregon trail

El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the 2000 mile Oregon trail on unicorns.They killed multiple people on the way starting there Mexican mafia. Then 800 years later they started making wine in the lunch room with the grapes Senior Vredenburghs mommmy packed him for lunch. THE END.
El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the Oregon trail which led to the start of the Mexican Mafia.
by Senior Vredenburgh October 13, 2020
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Trail bang

Verb. Having intercourse whilst hiking up a trail.
Me and Harriet went hiking, one thing lead to another, and we found outselves having a little trail bang.
by Trailbanger October 7, 2017
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insentia trail

A women’s vagina smell that’s very distinct
I’m going to follow her insentia trail to find her
by mr. insentia October 28, 2017
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Trail of fail

Also known as: S Club 7 effect
When a multitude of people mishear one after another.
Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail
by cold porridge May 6, 2018
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