Blue Waffle

A completely disgusting vaginal disease. Oh my god it will make you gag every time you think about it. The image will haunt you. You will have nightmares. I can't even put it in to words, jfgi you'll find out everything... oh god I think I have to throw up now. Fuck that shit is gross ooooohh...

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Bob: Hey man go 2 google and type in blue waffles then clik im feeling lucky... lol
Joe: uhh ok wtv...
Joe: AHHHHHH!!!! holy shit wtf!! thats not even funny!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Bob: ROFL!!!!
Joe: HOLY FUCK!! WHY WOULD YOU DO TH
Bob: haha omg this is hilarious!!!...
uhh u still there?
oh shit...

by Heugh G. Reckshun March 22, 2010

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Cock Waffle

1.The inability for a man to retain an erection.
2. A Bi- sexual man who switches from male to female partners constantly.

1. " So did you have sex last night?" "No. We were going to, until Tom cock waffled".

2. "Frank you've got to stop fucking all these random people, its not safe" "He man, what can I say? I'm cock waffling this week.."

by Jack Stephans March 18, 2014

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waffle top

n. a girl with saggy tits that were believed to be firm until her bra came off. most likely the result of breastfeeding. very common in strip clubs where meth is prevalaent.

Shiela revealed herself to be a waffle top and much flopping ensued.

by papapoopoo September 03, 2004

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Waffle Butt

waffle butt is what female prison guards get after pressing their ass up against the chain link fence in order for detainees/prisoners to fuck them from behind. after being perched/pressed up against there long enough the chain link fence leaves and impression similar to a waffle on the buttocks. this usually takes place in terrorists prison camps i.e. Iraq or Guantanamo bay.

-"Lance corporal suzy Q. had a really bad case of waffle butt when i relieved her on the compund rover watch."
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-Sarge-"Airforce Amy got flown of the TIF this morning."
-LCpl-"what did she do this time?"
-Sarge-"pregnant."
-LCpl-"oh shit! was it Jackson or Pruitt?"
-Sarge-"nope, Mustafah...evidentally she was giving up the waffle butt while she was on shift!"

by Rick Rolle June 28, 2011

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Waffles with Syrup

The act of classic Canadian sex, where maple syrup is used as lubricant and then the girl's syrupy pussy is eaten out afterwards, making it a waffle with syrup on it.

"I just had waffles with syrup for breakfast, if you know what I mean, eh?" *wink wink*

by puglover90 August 01, 2015

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