Fuzzy Little Man Peach

"Fuzzy little man peach" was a memorable term of endearment uttered by Old Gregg, a character on the British comedy tv series, The Mighty Boosh. Old Gregg was an ancient creature of legend and horror, a hermaphrodite merman with a mangina.

One of the series' main characters, Howard Moon, snags with a hook while out fishing on Old Gregg's lake. Old Gregg is angry and intimidating, but also being seductive as they sit in the rowboat.

"Fuzzy little man peach" is an rather aggressive and possessive pet name, indicative of an offer you dare not refuse.

It's unclear if 'fuzzy little man peach' is a reference to anal sex or a term for a young man whose beard is still soft and fuzzy on his cheeks. The confusion is probably intended to increase the tension.

"My fuzzy little man peach" is immediately followed in the sketch's dialogue by one of Old Gregg's most repeated taglines.
Howard: "Don't kill me.I've got so much to give."
Old Gregg: "Easy now, my fuzzy little man peach. You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?"
Howard (almost crying: whaat?
by Bryonia March 20, 2010
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can your own peaches

the act of achieving either orgasm or ejaculation or both without the help of a partner.
darren: we jehovah witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage.

matt: so you can your own peaches?

darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.
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Whatever tickles your peach

Whatever you want/say. Can be used if talking to a person you want to get rid of. *Is not a sex term*
P1:Hey you want to met at Mickey D's for some Big Macs??
P2:Whatever tickles your peach

P1:How bout 2 o'clock on Saturday??
P2:Whatever tickles your peach
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clap some peach cheeks

Ayo bro I'm about to go clap some peach cheeks with the squad.
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Ninja Lime Green Peach

1. A peach, specifically lime green, that has ninja-like skills

2. May use kunai, shuriken, nun-chucks or other various ninja equipment

4. Ninja Lime Green Peach may be used as a nickname, stating one has skills like a peach
Ninja 1: You suck, you Ninja Peach!
Ninja 2: T__T

Ninja 1: You're such a ninja peach you dork.
Ninja 2: T__T

Ninja 1: Hey Ninja Lime Green Peach! Lets fight!
Ninja 2:.....T__T
by Ninja Peach March 01, 2008
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Peaches and Cream Exchange

When a guy takes peach flavored lubrication, puts it on a girls vagina after he has came inside her, then licks the lube/guy and girl cum mixture and spits it in the girl's mouth.
Before a wedding or major commitment, a couple should do a peaches and cream exchange so you can show you are fully committed to each other.

You can only do a peaches and cream exchange with the person you intend to marry or are married to.
by E Pain August 29, 2010
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Perfect Peach Shaped Ass

When someone's ass is so perfectly shaped it looks like a peach.
"Panda has the perfect peach shaped ass, it should be in the dictionary as an example."
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