titsup

Origin: when any mammal has died and is on its back, it is "tits up". Things have gone titsup, meaning, the animal/situation has fallen down/gone wrong.

"Star Wars I, II would have been great, but Lucas became involved and the story-line went titsup!"

by colby May 13, 2005

Bitch Tits

Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!

Steroids gave him a great body for a little while, but since he started using them regularly he's grown bitch tits!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

4 tits

Where a woman has 2 tits on her chest, and another 2 tits created by fat hanging over her bra strap.

"Damn! Did you you see that chick with 4 tits? I mean, she has two racks! And i bet it'll take more than one man to please her!"

by DudeVegas43 June 26, 2008

Tuggin Your Tits

when you are joking around with a girl and she gets uptight... same as bustin your balls but for a woman bustin your balls

chill out babe, im just tuggin your tits.

by Ryan Cronrath June 22, 2008

Ball Sack Tits

Tits that are so saggy and wrinkly, that they resemble a ball sack.

So did you sleep with that one cougar you were talking about?

Yeah, but she had some ball sack tits.

by AsianLee February 19, 2011

Gorilla Tits

The breasts of a fat, hairy, ugly woman. Completely beastly and ineffective in creating boners.

maaaaaaaaan... Bertha has some serious gorilla tits. Look how hairy they are, you can hardly tell where her tits end and her beaver begins!!

by Solace Theory July 23, 2009

tissue issues

The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.

Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009