Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012

Spare Tire

When you play a game of Commander with a 5th player, usually among friends.

Everyone actually showed up. I guess we'll run a Spare Tire

by FanOfWalls June 26, 2024

Tire biter

When someone is chewing on a used condom with any amount of cum still inside of it

You just ate a used condom and now your a tire biter

by Bart Allen3212345 May 24, 2018

Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.

We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!

by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019

fucked me tired

When the sex was good enough to make you want to go to sleep afterwards

-How was the sex?
-He fucked me tired enough to be ready for my bedtime routine.

by Lop lop September 16, 2022

Intermediate tires

In Formula 1 intermediate tires are out on when it is raining only a little bit, or if the track is wet.

Bono: What kind of tires would you like to put on?
Hamilton: Put on the intermediate tires.

by Maybe that one February 13, 2022

spare tire

the friend that you bring with you to a hangout as a "third wheel" when you're unsure if the hangout is platonic or romantic in nature.

"This guy asked me to hangout but I don't know if he meant it as a date. I need you to be my spare tire so it's clear we're just friends." "Can you be my spare tire?"

by tunasub_backwards February 6, 2022