positive sum game

Any engagement, where both parties involved will benefit from the outcome.

Operating a small scale, sustainable micro green farm is a positive sum game. Everybody wins, the customer, the farmer, the planet

by spamii October 18, 2020

HOV Positive

Being able to use an HOV lane legally due to lesser restrictions placed during certain hours. Usually used in the context of using the lane right before the stronger restrictions come into effect.

For example, if an HOV lane is HOV-2 from 4-6PM and open to all traffic at all other times, leaving work no later than 3:30PM with a single occupant in your vehicle would be termed "HOV Positive"

"Can we leave class early today, we want to be HOV Positive."

by DJHCS November 5, 2012

tumblr position

A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.

"Man, I've been stuck in the tumblr position for a day and a half now."
"That's unfortunate."

by Gatoradebottle September 9, 2013

Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.

Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?

by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012

Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023

Cult of Positive Vibes

Created in Croatia on the fourth of March 2023 by the PSN account VitoTheHunter is a cult based on the fact that winning a round of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege can only be produced if every member of the team has positive thoughts. At the beginning of each round, all team members must first pray to our savior Jesus Christ for their victory and also for the victory of the enemy team. By performing this ritual, the chances of winning increase by 75%, and positive thinking will contribute an additional 24.9%. As the statistics tell us, even 80% of the rounds played by the members of this cult resulted in victory.

Vito: Think positive

Lihta: "kills two of the enemys"
Lovre: "dies"
Matija: "Ensures victory"
Lihta: "Writes about Cult of Positive Vibes on the urban dictionary"

by So let's say hypothetically March 4, 2023

nanny position

Bent over the console of the car giving an older man oral sex while he drives.

Steve had me in Nanny Position last night, it was so hot.

by BeardedTatDaddy January 14, 2023