Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War
by Ljones23 April 20, 2017
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pubic wars

You pull out all your pubic hairs then you make it into a sword and fight to the death using cum as armor.
“I fought in the long Pubic Wars of ‘02
by peen king December 16, 2019
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Nuclear War

Something that's always just around the corner, depending on who you're listening to.
Person 2: "Looks like Person 1 was given the day off."
Person 3: "Christ.. if PRESIDENT HERE keeps this up, we'll be on the verge of Nuclear War any day now!"
by LordHookie April 13, 2022
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War Horse

Someone who is brave, tough, has great senses (eyesight, hearing, smell, touch, and taste), and has quick reflexes all combined into one well built, athletic body. Warhorses can also be stronger than the average person, and they can also be very sexy. Warhorses are usually lone wolves, they don't talk to people much, but when they do, they can give you a load of useful information.
Man, that guy is such a war horse! He got hit by a car and he's still walking!

Look at that amazing girl! her reflexes are so fast that she can dodge almost anything! She must be a war horse!
by TheWarHorse100 March 07, 2019
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Leg War

Similiar to an Armrest War,leg wars occur on buses or planes, in which 2 or more people are battling for comfortable leg space.
Shit man i was on the bus next ot this 500 pound fagget..and he was totally proposing leg war..so i stretched out my legz and got comfortable..but he was having none of it..the leg war went on for the entire bus ride
by The Fighting Irish January 20, 2010
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War ghoul

People and groups who build up national security threats so they can profit off conflict, either financially or politically.
The war in Ukraine has those war ghouls in Raytheon foaming at the mouth.
by XwedodahParty April 29, 2022
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link war

The emailing or posting of internet links to others with the purpose of supporting one side of a heated argument.
Joe writes his friend, "At xyz.com/mystudyisbetterthanyours, you can see how my point has been proven and many cases show clear cause and effect."
Mary responds to Joe and begins a link war by writing back, "More thorough research done by abc.net at abc.net/ha_ourstudyhadabiggersamplesize shows that the research in the xyz.link study has been proven to be causally insignificant."
by mprest November 29, 2009
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