Uncle Ben is that one person we had in our life who we met, then either left you, died, or went MIA for whatever reason.
Then it's revealed they were killed by Sandman in the 3rd movie for some reason
Then it's revealed they were killed by Sandman in the 3rd movie for some reason
Me: Yo I met my dad for the first time in years
Friend: Yo cool, can I meet him?
Me: Yea, that's the thing, he pulled an Uncle Ben
Friend: So where is he?
Me: The funeral's on Friday
Friend: Yo cool, can I meet him?
Me: Yea, that's the thing, he pulled an Uncle Ben
Friend: So where is he?
Me: The funeral's on Friday
by Dialga236 November 16, 2019
Get the Uncle Benmug. When someone is so hot you don’t mind being a step dad to their children. An homage to Pete Davidson
“Dude that chick I matched with on Tinder has kids”
“Whatever dude, she’s so hot you better Uncle-Skete it”
“Whatever dude, she’s so hot you better Uncle-Skete it”
by Blitzkreigmansausage February 19, 2022
Get the Uncle-Sketemug. Will Smith’s uncle on the fresh Prince of Bel Air show. Also a Judge, father, and a fighter who proves to just about anybody who BS him wrong. He is a positive role model to many blacks (primarily black men).
He also is best known for kicking Will’s friend jazz out of the house in almost every episode he appears on.
He also is best known for kicking Will’s friend jazz out of the house in almost every episode he appears on.
by Zero2infinity September 6, 2018
Get the Uncle Philmug. When you have sex with your sister and get her pregnant, and she keeps the baby, that makes you UNCLE DADDY
Me and my sister , I mean your mom wondered if you were gonna take me, your UNCLE DADDY or her, your AUNT MA to the parent teacher conferences? Being that your almost old enough to vote and still in the first grade.
by Katelynne's dad March 22, 2013
Get the UNCLE DADDYmug. The relation between a man and the children of his ex that she had after him. The man before the Baby Daddy, once the Baby starts to call him uncle.
Child: Uncle, uncle!
Mommy (tells the 1st Baby Daddy): Did you know my other kid calls you uncle?
Man: Yeah
Mommy: And you're OK with that?
Man: Yeah, as long as she doesn't call me daddy. I'm her Eskimo Uncle. You know cause we both past by the same Igloo once.
Mommy (tells the 1st Baby Daddy): Did you know my other kid calls you uncle?
Man: Yeah
Mommy: And you're OK with that?
Man: Yeah, as long as she doesn't call me daddy. I'm her Eskimo Uncle. You know cause we both past by the same Igloo once.
by Girls' Daddy January 13, 2015
Get the eskimo unclemug. DADDY DILF REPOST IF U LOVE DADDY IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6969696 DADDY IAN ATE ALVIN AND TOOK HIS VIRGINITY. THEODORE IS HIS SLAVE AND SIMON DOES HIS TAXES FOR HIS DRUG LAB FACTORY SHOP. BRITNEY IS HIS SEX SLAVE, JANNET IS GAY AND ELEANORE HAS TURNED INTO DADDY IAN'S FAVOURITE PAIR OF SLIPPERS
by VIRGIN JOHN CENA November 8, 2021
Get the uncle ianmug. To be sweet and caring. To offer advice as if you are the only one who knows what you need to hear. To help someone with their problems. If you are truly uncle jess'in it then when someone does something to you or someone you know, you don't tell. To be cool while doing all this.
I have been Uncle Jesse'in it with everyone in my family today. My sister broke my TV but since she is going to replace it I don't see a reason for anyone to know.
by hoss cat October 22, 2007
Get the uncle jesse'in itmug.