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Connor Bitterman

My bitch. Aka Scruffy. Who can be quite the sarcastic asshole. He's also secretly in love with Victoria. And he wishes he was a cool as Justin Bieber. He also wishes he could rock the scruff like Ashton Kutcher and he hoggs the last of Timothy's girlfriend's cookies. He enjoys torturing others in various ways such as taking embarassing photos of them, jamming thier toes, forcing girls to take a camera out of another girls bra, tickling, making them do all the work while he "supervises", ect. His career is a male prostitute (gigalo), with his partner Clay. They enjoy taking various pictures of themselves all over the Island of Fiji. He is also my art easel. He aspires to become the next member of The Backstreet boys. (we all know that wont happen, but if it does i expect 'Pee On Me' and his cover of 'You Belong with Me' to be on his first album) He is terrible at sting pong. (I will always win). and he will never be able to rock the blonde look.
"Wow do you see that faggot?" "The one in the pink pants? Yeah! Thats Connor Bitterman!"
by I hold the leash. October 30, 2011
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Connor Redekop

Connor Redekop is known to have the largest and sexiest penises known to the human race. He is amazing in bed and really works that pussy.
Oh my god look at that penis! It must be Connor Redekop
by Heybitch101 November 18, 2016
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Connor Morrison

When a person is really bad with guns, even when they are born and revolve around them, they struggle to hold the weapons because of their differential size in the forearms.
Connor thoughts: I wish my forearms were the same size, but i jack off more with the left arm.

John: "Hey lets go to the firing range"
Connor: "NAH, I don't want to be a Connor Morrison"
by ConnorFirearms December 6, 2016
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connor hilleary

Connor Hilleary is the most badass mothafucka to ever come out of Georgia.This nigga got a sickass girlfriend and has the worlds biggest dick ever made pussy slayer the only girl right for him is a woke ass bitch the got dem big ol tits
She wants to date Connor Hilleary?
Of course that boy has the biggest dick ever I wish I could ride it!
by gsjznc December 21, 2016
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connor cutter

"yo stop being a connor cutter."
by c-130 March 1, 2016
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Connor poup

Having a Connor take a poup inside of a chicken coup
I want to Connor poup on my lawn
by Blake bottles November 6, 2019
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Connors dad

A fat bald cunt who drives dhl vans
Dutty nigger

Connors dad is a dutty nigger
by Weed gremlin April 25, 2019
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