Nut Beaver

A squirrel

“I’ve hit so many squirrels this week”
“Oh you mean Nut Beavers?”

by Slap mouth September 30, 2019

beaver fanning

When someone beaver blocks. Also known as beaver fanning.

Justin is beaver fanning tonight.

by Beaverfannerswife June 5, 2018

sausage beaver

One who constructs a dam out of sausages to keep foods from touching other foods. (I.e keeping baked beans and bean sauce away from chips)

Look at him, he is a proper sausage beaver. Diverting the bean flow.

by Rhucu December 15, 2017

sloppy beaver

Another word for vagina pussy but sloppy or wet

Woody: hey don't you got webcam videos if your sloppy beaver Ethel: I had all those videos deleated

by Sloppy Beaver April 22, 2018

beaver keneaver

I gotta beaver kaneaver that bitch. She is amazing “I’m gonna hit that”

That girl is so hot. What a challenge. I’m gonna beaver keneaver her “ I’m gonna win her over”

by Funny guy 69 April 23, 2018

Beaver Creeking

When you snap a twig off a tree and rub it between you vaginal lips until it’s sharpened to point.

Martha really wanted to try something else other than just the pleasures of the flesh. She went into her backyard and snapped a twig off of her favorite fern tree. She started beaver creeking it between her lips until it was sharper than a half eaten candy cane.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

blended beaver

when you look ugly

"omg girl you look so pretty" - Random girl

"No I look like a blended beaver' - Jessica

by Bree & Jessica April 29, 2020