Turkey Flu

The flu that one gets the week before or the week of the Thanksgiving holiday, that prevents them from eating untill said day arives, where they make a miraculous recovery.

Dude i totally got the Turkey Flu this week, but when i smelled those rolls I was cured!!

by C Dauug November 27, 2009

turkey toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe.

Because it stuck out so far, Jimbo stubbed his turkey toe on the bookshelf.

by turkeytoe January 20, 2016

turkey basterd

A child who is born to unmarried parents and who was conceived by turkey baster insemination.

That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.

by neologisto July 15, 2011

Turkey Hunting

The act of drinkg in one sitting an entire bottle of Wild Turkey 101. Can be used in the course of drinking games and/or other social gatherings and may involve more than one person.

"So, who wants to go Turkey Hunting tonight?"

by Ignoratio Elenchi November 18, 2007

Dirty Turkey

When a female is being double penetrated while jacking off two more cocks with her hands at her sides, as well as deepthroating a cock while making a gobble gobble sound.

Jenna couldn’t walk upright after a long night of doing the dirty turkey.

by University of College February 18, 2019

Having a turkey

Advanced Cockney slang. Original form ‘having a turk’ .

Rhyming slang - Turkish bath - Laugh
To have a laugh.
Often used in disbelief.

‘Are you having a turkey’?
‘Your having a turkey ‘

by Pike tfi November 5, 2017

Turkey Pinch

When some pinches another person's fat or "roll".

When Sage and Dani were on the bus he turkey pinched her side.

by dfwilbert0 September 15, 2010