chuck that shit in the bush

A phrase giving expression to objection, disgust or defiance in response to an act or statement.

Statement: "A cop gave me a speeding ticket the other day"
Response, "Chuck that shit in the bush"

chuck that shit in the bush by Cameron Reynolds May 26, 2006

wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which 

You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.

Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.

wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which by Papa Bubbles November 5, 2017

national shit on the British day 

The day in which one must shit on Britain and all of its inhabitants because British people suck ass.

Occurs November 16th annually

“Hey, do you want to join me tonight for national shit on the British day?”

national shit on the British day by Raiyu November 16, 2021

shoveling shit into the tide

To work hard for something with no final benefit or that will leave you worse off.

If you shovel shit into the tide, it's just going to wash it all back up onto your feet.

My car broke down again, and I'm not sure if I will get it fixed. I feel like I'm shoveling shit into the tide.

shoveling shit into the tide by Crazy Eyes H. Squeeze October 2, 2004

SHIT HIT THE FAN

A term used when a situation goes from bad to worse. (When there is shit that stinks...thas bad. When shit hits a running fan, flings it all over the place, and spreads the wafting stank...thas WORSE!).

We were fuckin last night, right? An I yell out, 'KIM!!!' Her name was Krysta...and after that, THE SHIT HIT THE FAN.

SHIT HIT THE FAN by Joshiro007 February 12, 2003

Shit On The Floor 

A general term that describes a strong emotion. Whether it be angry or surprise.

Mom: " Go do the dishes"
Kid: "No bitch, I'll shit on the floor."

Shit On The Floor by cooliodude24 September 24, 2017

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That 

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.

When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That by GayFish#2 January 18, 2011